jenny sais quois

I got these crazy ass shoes at Old Navy today. They hit me with some hard questions. Why do these exist, and why at Old Navy? Why do I exist? Do I exist at all? What do I wear these with? You know, the deep stuff.

Update

I am wearing these shoes now, and they look like i was transported to the 70s, went on a quest, killed a magical phoenix, made shoes out of it, and they allow me to walk on fire.