Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts

Friday, July 20, 2007


How are unicorns born? I've got it narrowed down:

A. Unicorns aren't born. They just ARE.
B. They're made like diamonds- but instead of pressure and coal, its horn-lazers and the right angle of moonlight reflecting through a magical crystal cavern. (which is hidden in a magical mountain)
C. Unicorns are ghosts of Christmas.
D. aborted babies.