Friday, July 20, 2007

How are unicorns born? I've got it narrowed down:

A. Unicorns aren't born. They just ARE.
B. They're made like diamonds- but instead of pressure and coal, its horn-lazers and the right angle of moonlight reflecting through a magical crystal cavern. (which is hidden in a magical mountain)
C. Unicorns are ghosts of Christmas.
D. aborted babies.

1 comment:

The Major Briggs Trio said...

How are unicorns born? Well, when Bjork and Jon Anderson of Yes love each other very much . . .