Oh no...

I found this post today. So that means this:

Is going to get remixed by this:

Yeah, great. Aren't they supposed to do hip-hop remixes AFTER the artist is dead? After Modern Times I guess he's dead anyway...

There it was again, in the distance. Sirens. Tony TwoFingers HAD ratted them out.

Dio ages gracefully.

"I got them from the toilet seat, I SWEAR"

"Don't be such a pussy"

Frankencorn throws himself over the edge, for he cannot bear the pain of being a monster AND totally, totally gay.

Eeeewwwww

The Coca-Cola bears demands are fucking ridiculous.

Bobby Jean Sue learns that Moonshine is magical.

I need about 20 houses.

Fridays are for Ponies!





Did I mention I like ponies?

How are unicorns born? I've got it narrowed down:

A. Unicorns aren't born. They just ARE.
B. They're made like diamonds- but instead of pressure and coal, its horn-lazers and the right angle of moonlight reflecting through a magical crystal cavern. (which is hidden in a magical mountain)
C. Unicorns are ghosts of Christmas.
D. aborted babies.

Feel free to personalize your desk.

"Ralph. Where should I put my bitchin' dragon?"

"Aww, put it next to the hippos"

Heres a random smattering of stuff I've saved from the internet for one reason or another. So, lets just say heres a trip INTO MY MIND!