Stupid Things

that I have made.

Plus de la même

bouton petite moustache!

et un miroir floral

vous pouvez voir la profondeur de mieux sur cette photo

I love google translate. Baguette! Soup Du Jour!

OK, So.

I have been embroidering buttons lately, because tea towels are just so... I dunno. They're a strange combination between kind of large for something that should have such an uncomplicated image.

You don't want to use something that took 40 hours to make to clean up bullshit spills. Whereas buttons are teeny tiny! And no matter how much extra work you put into them, they still couldn't take much more than like, 5 hours, maybe. If you suck.


This guy might get some sort of pentagram behind him. I think this took like, 4 hours? I dunno, I watched The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo whilst stitching so I'm not sure how much time was actually spent working and how much time was spent reading about hacking & butt sex.

French knots (the filling on the sunglasses here) took me forever to figure out. Now that I've got it down, I have no gol darn clue what took me so long. I love them.

Tim was sad because I gave the sunglasses one away. Maybe I'll make one with Elton John glasses.

Been awhile


I have tons of retarded crafts to post but I am too lazy to do that. So! I will post this instead.

OK this is the last one.

Now I think I am caught up.

Sorry about that, bro.

Special thanks to John, who is sexy (to dogs)

OK IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN

And that time would be: My Dog is an Asshole is the what time it is.

Yeah I got nothing to show for my weekend
But that is ok... because I made a Lord Byron gif.

Durr Durr Durr

Making stupid gifs is TOO MUCH FUN.






LOL INVISIBLE TROMBONE

The Adventures Continue:

MY DOG IS STILL An ASSHOLE

SO PRETTY.

I should post more ADVENTURES OF MY ASSHOLE DOG, but this video is super pretty.

So, two things.

1. Katy effing Perry.

2. This guy.

I didn't mean to choose two photos of heart-hair as well as licking things but... HAPPY ACCIDENTS.

Let's Rock Out

Oh yes, there's more

OK, My Dog is an Asshole PART 2, Electric Boogaloo.

I think I'm serious

about drawing a book called MY DOG IS AN ASSHOLE.

I have even done some sketches: