Omfg?

Christmas tights.
With GLITTER. I think I might need them... for fancy dress parties.

I really wish they had a picture on foot. :'(

OK. Let's talk about this bag again:

I love it, right? But it's $785.

That's a lot of cash.

I mean, I'd use it and love it and whatever but for $10 more I could get this...

A Possibly Gay Fox costume, $795. (not its real name.)

More embroid'ries

It's supposed to be a surfboard... but... didn't quite turn out that way.

Takin' Care of Burgers!

ahaha. I'm hilarious. I might make more and put them on etsy... for a MILLION DOLLARS.

Spring 10! Fuck Yeah!

I dunno what it is, but I am wicked excited about spring fashion right now. Maybe the winter was too long? Maybe because I've been working on fall stuff? Who knows but I am going batshit.

1. I want this bag. Oh my god, I want this bag.

Why do I want it so much?! It's like, $785 at J.Crew. THAT'S CRAZY 'SPENSIVE. But oh, I love it. I'm already imagining all the adventures we'll go on together.

2. OBEY jewelry? Who knew?



This stuff isn't s10 or anything but it's new to me. I can't say I've ever really thought about OBEY before (outside of having a subscription to SWINDLE & being curious about the whole Obama poster thing) but these are pretty sweet. I love bows & arrows, dunno where that came from as I'm not very sporty.

3. New CocoRosie album.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH SO EXCITED. I was obsessed with La maison de mon rêve the summer I got it. I'd sit on the porch and play it (on vinyl, natch) over and over inside with the door open.

OK pixel art is super fun.

doodle tattoo.

Random Shots.

That car could fit inside that SUV. That's crazy.

Yay! A MySpace URL! Good job, you.
The carnage...
This is just funny.

My IHOP meal was Hasidic!

productive day today

this owl pendant from Modcloth.com looks like it's melting.

I never thought I'd want Louboutins.
I WAS SO WRONG.

best. standee. tableau. ever.

fun at work.doodle doodle doodle. la la la.

I filled my pen drawer with pom-pom balls. You know what's even more fun? Filling someone ELSE'S drawer with pom-pom balls. I filled my special fellow's bathroom drawer with AirHeads once. That was fun AND DELICIOUS.

Decorating With Star Wars.

It's classy times!

Here, a charming tablescape. Note the color coordination with the ancient Air Conditioner.

Utility doesn't have to be utilitarian! Replace your plastic trashcan with a different shaped plastic trashcan!

AND DON'T YOU EFFING FORGET CHRISTMAS.

WalMart Cupcakes. WTF.

a piggie! way to be all judge-y, WalMart.

I think this one was for halloween.

Panda Dog?

There was a baby bird just hanging out on my porch this morning. SO CUTE. Look at his little nubby tail!

My lawn looks pretty good, too.

Heh Heh Heh.

Painting paintings.

so... yeah. Haven't updated in awhile. But that is OK because NO ONE READS THIS ANYWAY. Sad Walrus ;_____;

Anyway, saw these two guys online the on Design*Sponge yesterday:



And, being OF THAT AGE, I totally have a bunch of thrift store paintings. Because I am a cliche. So I says to myself "Self, let's do it!" and myself said "Yeah totally!"

I was hard picking out what I wanted on it. Dinosaur silhouette? Skulls? It was either going to be 'OH SHIT!' or 'BALLS' but I went the ironic route instead. (The ironic route is like the scenic route, but with more abandoned theme parks and creepy gas stations!)



So yeah. SCENIC VISTA, yo. One more coat to go and I'll be in Irony-ville, albeit in the suburb of Irreverent. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go listen to vinyl records of BANDS THAT HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN FORMED YET.