PONIES!

pony so short, people thought it was stuck in mud!

horse stuck in a tree!

what it looks like inside my mind!

worlds smallest horse (is not a pony!)

OMFG three legged pony!

hamburger eating, beer fetching pony!


teeny tiny pony (horse!)


effing adorable ponies!


dancing horse!


Marimba Ponies! (not actual ponies...but cute)

They call me Bigfoot

Because I am 5'9" I obviously need over-the-knee fringe boots. Oh, but these are not ANY fringed boot. They're like medieval jousting horse blankets made into boots... but suede. So, in honor of my new acquisition of what I will now call my Yeti Makers, here's some photos explaining just why I like them. Or at least, what they make me think of.

Oh that's right, the WEIRD Planet of the Apes.

I only needed a pic of Chewie but, I really like this one... heehee

Ok, so you live in a horrible, arid terrain. Life is tough. Why the hell is everyone
wearing leather bathing suits? ISN'T IT UNCOMFORTABLE? Wouldn't you rather
prefer something airy? Like cotton? It should read
"THEIF. WARRIOR. BARBARIAN. CHAFED."

I like this movie, not only because of the animals, but because the Beastmaster's
love interest is like, his cousin... which they kinda forgot about that as far as, oh,
I dunno, NOT MAKING A MOVIE WITH INCEST.

Yeah So... a lot of loin cloths. Speaking of which, how awesome was Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer? Let me answer that for you. Head-sploding awesome.


Let us not forget...

MGMT |MTV Music

I love this crap. Magical forest? check. Halfsies animal costumes? check. My new favorite video? check and check.

Reminds me of the lost boys scene in HOOK (you know, the one with Rufio) where Robin Williams uses the POWER OF IMAGINATION to like, eat lunch. Magical lunch!

My Favorite Fails

Dog vs. Cat

OK...so...yeah. goofy music videos about your pet.

Round 1.

What's Up Dog (Chill I'ma Cat) - watch more funny videos

Round 2.


Pug wins.

Oh man I love this shit.

Haruhi Dance

If I could dance, I would learn this.


The Original!


The Prisoners!


The Harry Potters!


The Pokemon!


The...Gay Swim Team?

Woodlands

So, this trend feels like it's been around FOREVER...But, I still like it. Here's a round-up.

It's holidays times

which means SPOOKY MUSIC VIDEOS!

T Rex surfing. teehee

All the single ladies!



Do I like the new Beyonce video? Does a bear pole dance in the woods?

All those crane shots reminded me of something. Something dear to me. Something ABBA.

Behold!

WHERE CAN I FIND THESE?!

Finally! The answers to the question "What to wear when you go down to Tennessee if you're a 38 year old NYC cabbie that needs to learn country music on a cliche premise?"

Why yes. That is a t'rompe loiel japanese-tourist shirt. in pink.

Good details on the cameras.

So, Sly did this first? Was there Hot Topic in '84?

awesome.

angry foal!

Ah, little happy fox

Best ransom note evah



Oh man. Weiner Poopie?

i'm sooooo bored.

look, armsocks.

OH MY GOD. ELECOM SPEAKERS, I LOVE YOU.