Why pamper life's complexity 




when there's PIZZA NAILS!??!

naaa na-naaaa na-naaa na-naaaa

ICELAND!

I went there! Have some photos!

LET'S GO TO THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM

Now that I know I'm moving to Hotlanta, I'm trying to get to know my city better. Totes backwards. This museum is in walking distance from my house and I have never gone before. I've been told I was there in 1991 but I think I would have remembered because none of these displays look like they've changed. Ever.

Well, today is the day. Let's seize the carp.

Oh yes, there's more...

Oh, you know, stuff

I used iMovie for the first time last week & made a video of my bike ride around town. Not a lot of people out at 6AM on a Sunday.

I've decided to go back to school

So here's an embroidered pizza.

I know, that doesn't make sense... Anyone know anything about grants?

Bananananananana



OK, so, it's summer. Maybe you have not noticed, but bananas? Totally hot right now?

 Keep reading for the pattern, some blabbering & a link for this rad image filter.

My God, it's full of GIFs


I'm sure that all nine year olds already know how to this but I finally found out how to A. Edit already made gifs and B. Save YouTube videos. Pretty exciting. What does this mean? Besides being able to watch My Little Pony at the gym, I now blow a sizeable chunk of my free time by making pony gifs.

My craft + Minecraft =

HEheheeheh. Some friends made this in Minecraft. HECK YEAH!

Let's go to the Antique Mall

I braved walking through musty stalls of crap to photo weird shit so you don't have to.

I made you this gif

Just in case you need it.

My Dog is an asshole clean and shiny!

TODAY IN TUTORIAL THINGS

I decided to make a tutorial! First ever!

Super fun! So, for my first tutorial, I am making NACHO BARRETTES!

This will ALSO be my first time using a jump break!

Donut Eyes

They waaatchin you


*CLAP CLAP*

They see your eeeevery move

Smug as a Pug on a Mug

Do I want to order this mug? Yes. Yes I do. The real question is HOW MANY?? 

TODAY IN WHO-WOULD-DO-SUCH-A THING

Oh look.

It's a landscape painting by a little kid.

What? It's at Goodwill and it's only $1?

Oh look, some asshole has gone and painted a hamburger sunrise on it.

Who would do such a thing?

TODAY IN STUPID THINGS

Peter Gabriel Week, Day 6

Yeah I didn't do anything yesterday. But that is OK because today I have....

[ drumroll ]

PETER GABRIEL SLEDGEHAMMER CORPORATE MOTIVATIONAL CLIPART!

haha

hahahaha

HAHAHAH SO STUPID.

OH and one last thing:

Peter Gabriel Week, Day 4

I was scanning google image search for some Pete-spiration for the post today and I found something pretty good.

So...  you know how sometimes, guys are shirtless and it seems kind of normal? But then OTHER TIMES some guy is not wearing a shirt, and it is more like "OH MY! WHY ARE YOU TOPLESS? COVER THAT UP, PERV!"

Well guess which way I feel about this photo.

Who stole his shirt? That's super mean, you guys.

I am holding up my iPhone outside your window

You get that I am referencing Say Anything, right? With the boombox? And the IN YOUR EYES?

This post was gonna be short, but I think I need to share a few reasons why clipart.com is awesome.

LOOK AT THIS BIZARRE BOOMBOX CLIPART.




Why




The


Heck


Do


People

Use

These

Peter Gabriel Week: Day 3

OK, it is Day 3 and lets face it, I don't know that much about early Genesis.

Could I use this as an opportunity to learn more?

Maybe. 

Am I going to?

No.


I mean, I am only doing a theme week because I think it's funny and weird. I certainly don't hate Genesis, but not liking them is part of what makes me a girl. Ladies liking prog? That is ridic! What's next? Listening to Rush for the lyrics? Sorry, but I am not ready to move to Canada yet.

So what am I gonna do? I'm gonna dig around like a badger in a trash can.



Yes. I am gonna go with what I know, and what I know is that boyfriend wore batwings with a rainbow cape like some sort of low-rent Halloween Liberace.

And he totally owned it.

So here's a cross stitch!

Backstitch the headband, french knot his eyes, and watch this for reference.