Everyone knows that the sign of a good vacation package is free shit. This giant blanket says "Quality Vacation" all the fuck over it. Me and my special fellow are going on an ELVIS ADVENTURE. Not really, it's just an Elvis tour package. But maybe there will be some "delicate adventures".
Oh, and I don't know who the hell that lady is. I left her in the picture for size comparison.
Maybe she's really short and that blanet is actually very small. Or maybe she is HUGE and the blanket is GIGANTIC!
1 comment:
I hear Elvis had many a delicate adventure with young, young girls. The younger the better, I suppose. I'm sorry, though... I think you're too old - even for the ghost of the King.
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